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 . . . I didn’t have to fire her – she quit. I think. She hasn’t been showing up much recently, and when she does it’s only  to sprawl in places that are very inconvenient to me (ironing board, on my sewing table, my lap . . .). I guess she has better and more important things to do. You see, she found herself  boyfriend. I haven’t actually met him, but the proof is in the pudding, as they say. She started gaining weight a few weeks ago. Then she started hanging around the house more. She had been staying outside most of the day, now she goes out for an hour in the morning and that’s it. She’s become extremely affectionate, also. So, by my calculations, we should have some new members to our family in 2-3 weeks. Her box is ready, and even though this wasn’t planned, I can’t exactly be surprised, either. So, for the next little while, my lazy assistant will continue to spend her days lounging in the sun


 napping on my ironing board,


 and begging for belly rubs.

I’ll keep you posted.


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